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EDUCATION IN ALL THINGS CHEESY
Welcome Incoming Freshmen and Returning Upper Classmen!
The faculty and
staff involved in your college experience here, are pleased to
welcome you to Cheesehead University. We are delighted you have
chosen to advance your knowledge base in all things
cheese.
Our courses are
designed to provide students with an introductory understanding in
all that is Wisconsin.
We will strengthen
your skills in subjects like: Complex Logic Issues, Dynamic Laws in
Quantum Physics, and Chemical Science Complexities. Aw Jeez, you
were really scared aye?
Just kidding.
We will be focused on helping you understand why we are such a
happy people, and where to find the beauty of our state and
our quirky people. The most complex issues addressed here
at Cheesehead University will be Beer History and Basements
101.
So relax. In
fact, if you just did that, (relax) you have
been advanced in your placement to the Sophomore level!
Sweet aye? Make sure you dress like a University student by
checking out our collegiate wear sold in the "University
Store", linked at the left and bottom of this
page.
This semester we are
offering many new courses. Each course is listed on the left side of
each page as well as at the bottom.
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